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August 18, 2008

Is there a way that files stored in Tapes can be directly accessed?

According to what I have read, you can only directly access the files stored in a tape if you have loaded the tape in your system and mounted it. The tape should be virtually mounted before you can access its files. In the accessing process, the files are accessible through the virtual mount (meaning it has been loaded into its respective directory and the operating system can recognize and look/search for it). Its mount provides efficient storing and organizing process of its files for easier and faster access.

July 5, 2008

I just watched wanted!

wanted movie 2008
 
Just this afternoon after we attended the Davao Cyber Expo events, me and my classmates decided to watch this movie. Me and Joseph were about to leave the 2nd floor of the NCCC mall of Davao but all of a sudden someone’s hand grabbed us back and when I turned back it was Egon. He asked us if we wanted to go with them and watch the movie. I was anticipating that they were already watching the movie in that instance because we saw them on their way up and our schoolmate Kakay told us that they were about to watch the movie. I was triggered and I was supposed to go with them but it was too late so I just stayed with them in the food court. We waited for about 50 minutes and talked about things. on our way up, we visited the childres’s corner, the one with many kids’ stuff and tiys and we explored kiddie toys and olayed some of them. And guess what? I have discovered that they were selling a Forehead Protector(the one you can see on a konoha ninja/ konoha shinobi in naruto) and ninja gloves. I was thinking of buying them but I didn’t not because I was ashamed but I just don’t feel. I saw the same items on the ground floor at the Davao Cyber Expo Corner but hell it cost much. Anyway, back in the story. As we were walking down the aisles, we saw small stuffs and my companions kept on mentioning our ever cute classmate liit, uttering words like "kuan mani ni liit oh…" hehehe… I was wondering if She stumbled many times or she bit her tongue many times. When we reached the cinema area, we bought foods afterwhich we entered the hall and Joseph got separated with us coz’ he didn’t join us watch the movie. I was with Jopal, Brylle, Egon, Bamboo, Sean, Vincent, and my brother-wanna be Porpi… (Did I miss someone?) It was so damn cold there… The movie is so amazing, it’s a thriller crime suspense…etc(just visit imdb for complete details…hehehe). I also found it funny because there were sexy scenes and the lead actor looked like so idiot and stupid at the early part. The one that struck us most was when the lead actor was trained by a fat meat guy who was very skilled with knives… He kept saying ""PUSSY!" the story’s climax was when the assumed villain confessed and revealed the truth that he was the real father of the lead actor… The story ended with the hollywood hottie Angelina killed all her coleague includeing herself by pulling the trigger of her gun and shut the bullet in a perfect curve which killed them all except the bida because she didn’t screw the code of the fraternity… When we got out of the hall, we kept saying pussy and Porpi immediately started acting like an assasin which was so hilarious… We went to the bowling and billiard area for a while and watched little kids play, they were pretty skilled! We went down and after that I separated with them and I’ve gone home… What a day! hehehe…

May 16, 2008

Funny Proverbs

If you dig a hole for someone else, you’ll fall into it.
Hungarian Proverb

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.
French Proverb

Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Chinese Proverb

Anger can be an expensive luxury.
Italian Proverb

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts;
if wishes were horses, beggars might ride.;
ifs and ands were pots and pans, then we would need no tinkers.;
if wishes were fishes, there’d be no room in the river for water.
Russian Proverb

Words have no wings but they can fly a thousand miles.
Korean Proverb

Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again.
Arabic Proverb

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Proverb

You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish Proverb

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
Egyptian Proverb






















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