ss_blog_claim=03c21d4ab4018d3b33dea9764eb75278 Konoha_shinobi :: May :: 2008

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May 26, 2008

A Letter To The Cats

Dear Cats, We need to talk.
  1. When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two cats in the way.

  2. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
  3. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
  4. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
  5. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but feline sarcasm.
  6. My compact discs are not toys for you and your friends to play with.
  7. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years and I know that feline attendance is not mandatory.
  8. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough. It should be such a simple change for you.
Sincerely, The Person Who Lives Here (and buys your food).

May 17, 2008

Live Life to the fullest!

The follies which a person regrets most in his life are those he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.
- Helen Rowland (1876-1950)

Water which is too pure has no fish.
- Ts’ai Ken T’an

If I had my life to live over again, I’d try to make more mistakes next time. I would relax. I’d be sillier than I have been on this trip. I would climb more mountains, swim more rivers and watch more sunsets. I would have more actual troubles and less imaginary ones. Oh, I’ve had my moments, and if I had to do it over again, I’d have more of them. In fact, I’d try to have nothing else, just moments, one after another… I would pick more daisies.
- Nadine Stair (at age 89)

Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
- Charles F. Gellert

May 16, 2008

Funny Proverbs

If you dig a hole for someone else, you’ll fall into it.
Hungarian Proverb

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.
French Proverb

Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Chinese Proverb

Anger can be an expensive luxury.
Italian Proverb

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts;
if wishes were horses, beggars might ride.;
ifs and ands were pots and pans, then we would need no tinkers.;
if wishes were fishes, there’d be no room in the river for water.
Russian Proverb

Words have no wings but they can fly a thousand miles.
Korean Proverb

Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again.
Arabic Proverb

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Proverb

You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish Proverb

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
Egyptian Proverb

May 5, 2008

The Blogger’s Creed

I believe in the profession of Blogging. I believe that the public blog is a public trust; that all connected with it are, to the full measure of responsibility, trustees for the public; that acceptance of lesser service than the public service is a betrayal of this trust. I believe that clear thinking, clear statement, accuracy and fairness are fundamental to good blogging. I believe that a blogger should write only what he / she holds in his / her heart to be true. I believe that suppression of the news, for any consideration other than the welfare of society, is indefensible. I believe that no one should write as a blogger what he / she would not say as a gentleman / lady; that bribery by one’s own pocket book is as much to be avoided as bribery by the pocketbook of another; that individual responsibility may not be escaped by pleading another’s instructions or another’s dividends. I believe that advertising, news and editorial columns should alike serve the best interests of readers; that a single standard of helpful truth and cleanness should prevail for all; that supreme test of good blogging is the measure of its public service. I believe that the blogging which succeeds the best-and best deserves success-is stoutly independent; unmoved by pride of opinion or greed of power; constructive, tolerant but never careless, self-controlled, patient, always respectful of its readers but always unafraid, is quickly indignant at injustice; is unswayed by the appeal of the privilege or the clamor of the mob; seeks to give every man a chance, and as far as law, an honest wage and recognition of human brotherhood can make it so, an equal chance; is profoundly patriotic while sincerely promoting international good will and cementing world-comradeship, is a blogging of humanity, of and for today’s world.

May 1, 2008

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Naruto Movie 4 Has been released by dattebayo

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naruto movie 4 NARUTO MOVIE 4  RELEASE

Hey naruto fans out there! I just want to share you the latest news on naruto shippuden movie 4. It’s a bit late though but for the sake of those who don’t know yet. I haven’t watched it yet but many commentatore from this blog have posted their insights and included some links for online streaming and download sites. So o get it now!

Many people say It’s amazing. I’ll post my insights here after I watched it. Enjoy!

The truth about my addiction of naruto

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Y’all must be asking and puzzled what the hell is in naruto that im so obsessed with it? i cant answer ur question, you have to see it 4 urself. The anime got a damn beatiful story. Another thing, DO NOT CALL ME NARUDAY! naruto is not my idol, put that in your MINDS!!! hehehe… naruto’s kind of silly and im not one! My real idol is the konoha shinobi, possesing one of the greatest eye techniques (byakugan), a genius og his clan, learned the hidden leaf’s ultimate taijutsu (the kaiten and the alike), the first to become jounin in his time, the most feared and the best rookie genin in his time, belongs to the secondary family of his clan (his father had a twin), rock lee’s ultimate rival, the one that forced over 3 special jounin to stop his attack from hinata, the one who was able to change his destiny from the curse, the one that can see through everything, and the one that can paralyze you in just a wink of an eye, HYUUGA NEJI! The skills i was talking about earlier was the gentle fist. That is the technique that Delmo is mimicking and almost all of the men in our room are doing , he calls it “tuslokon ko nang dughan nimo run!” which is just so pathetic! hahaha! No offense delms, just a truth to tell…

Well that’s all for tonight, my eyes are already heavy and i cant fight this feeling anymore, char… im so sleepy nah… Just watch out for few updates regarding this topic…

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